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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Nikki - 15/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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taracrane1 7

Monday 16 July 2012 12:20

I really hope you left the movie and didn't let him to have that satisfaction.

KBeatz 5

Monday 16 July 2012 12:24

As soon as he pulled this stunt you should have left instantly. He is not worth your time, obviously.

Comments

lordEast 6

Monday 16 July 2012 18:42

Did he make you pay also?

LianLover 0

Monday 16 July 2012 18:47

Wow what a jerk! You left the movie... Right?

NayrGuy 0

Monday 16 July 2012 19:20

I knew this was going south when you said he was late..

license2chill 5

Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:38

No you knew everything is going south because you are reading FML, what else could you find here.

xxooxx210 3

Monday 16 July 2012 19:37

That's horrible what a lousy date

crichards85 4

Monday 16 July 2012 19:49

On to the next one

sacredeye73 11

Monday 16 July 2012 19:50

What an ass. I would have left

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 16 July 2012 20:34

Solutions: no second date, go to another movie, just leave.

MrSarary 26

Monday 16 July 2012 20:48

You should of sat in the seat he sat in and said " ladies first "

stice331 0

Monday 16 July 2012 20:53

What an ass hole! I would never do that!

goose12321 11

Monday 16 July 2012 21:02

So let me guess, you're totally into him now right?

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