Love: Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came...

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Nice try

By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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You deserved it 7 869

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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You deserved it 24 587

By TheyHaveMyAddress - 06/03/2014 05:52 - United States - Jackson

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML

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You deserved it 7 343

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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You deserved it 298

By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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You deserved it 3 566

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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You deserved it 7 156

Zman23 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:50

Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.

yankfan89 27

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:54

I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend

Comments

thenewlautner 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:59

What if he gave her his friend's number?

twisted_cherub 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:17

I'm pretty sure she knows her boyfriend's number when she sees it.

siickman 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:42

Are you related too 11?

therealslim 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:20

*to Sorry bro, I couldn't resist.

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:00

Haha wow. Now this is what I call a legitimate reason for dumping someone.

shinshoku13 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:00

Well i hope you dumped him, cause hes a shitty boyfriend

yuzuhere 21

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:03

Pay for the check next to- wait, nevermind. Sorry OP, find a better gentleman!

Saraahx97 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:08

I hope you broke up with him. You deserve way better than him.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:35

Might just be me, but how do we know his girlfriend deserves better? She might be the biggest nag in the world and he needs outta the relationship.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:40

Well, then he should have broken up with her instead of resorting to infidelity.

kandi_kid69 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:30

85- Just because some is a nag doesn't mean that they deserve to be cheated on. He should have just broken up with her instead of flirting with the waitress.

downtime 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 13:45

Where does it say he cheated? It doesn't. He could simply be scouting for replacements. While this isn't the best behaviour it is in a completely different league to cheating. Some people simply don't have the backbone to enter into the dating world if they feel they won't find anyone better, so they put feelers out and in the process make an ass of themselves. That is more of a self esteem issue than anything else.

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 18 April 2012 17:49

85- it's not just you. I often see these FML's and there is always "you deserve better" comments; it makes me wonder, how do you know they deserve better? Maybe they deserve worse! Or it's exactly what they deserve. Just because they posted an FML doesn't mean they aren't deserving of the treatment they get!

ayyemmcee 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:11

Maybe he wanted to get text subscribed to specials they were having or something.... Just kidding. He's dumb as shit if he thinks the girls will go for him when he tries to pick them up while he's already on a date.....