By awkwardturtle - 25/01/2013 05:31 - Canada - London

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML
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oj101 33

Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)

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DocBastard 38

It shouldn't have mattered because who the **** buys briefs as a gift for their boyfriend? If anything, you'd be buying him silk boxers.

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thats_my_job 11

Yeah, that's not a girlfriend gift at all. Maybe a wife or mom but definitely not a girlfriend. Actually I take that back unless he's incapable of it, he should buy his own underware. My significant other might buy me Victoria Secret but he doesn't buy me regular underware.

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yoursucklives 36

i thought victoria's secret is normal underwear

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limerx 1

Wow. If your man is needs underWARE he must have an impressive tool.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or he's just lazy and she's tired of seeing his holey briefs.

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breezyblue33 19

That's hilarious! I can just imagine Emma Stone saying that in her raspy voice...You should have followed it with a wink. :p

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Enslaved 36

It's funny how guys are classed as boxer or brief type of guys-- and now boxer-briefs are added to the mix (but those are just longer briefs). Yet many girls wear all different styles of undies. :P

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TheDrifter 23

Look at the picture, then back to the name. Now look back at her profile picture. Have you figured it out yet?

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Epikouros 31

Still a better answer than "I don't know, I've never seen his underwear".

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perdix 29

It would be worse if the cashier replied, "Last weekend, it was boxers."

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friedbunnies 9

That's an excellent comeback, especially if it was unintentional

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mfelax9556 8

I dont understand why this is a bad thing.

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