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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Join the club

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 6 December 2014 16:05

Awkward! Why would they invite your ex, though?

Enslaved 36

Saturday 6 December 2014 16:25

Just because the OP was dating a new person doesn't mean that she hasn't broken up with her ex for a while. The parents probably knew about the breakup, liked the ex and was trying to play re-matchmaker without knowing she had already moved on?

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buttyounoticed 16

Saturday 6 December 2014 18:16

Well seems like they tried reuniting you with your ex. Fail

iwadasn 32

Saturday 6 December 2014 18:47

Your parents were definitely out of line in inviting your ex, but why wouldn't you tell them you were bringing someone along to dinner? That doesn't seem like something you should spring on someone. What if there hadn't been enough food?

TrueBlueTardis 11

Sunday 7 December 2014 0:26

Maybe she did, and by surprising her parents she meant by telling them the person she brought along was her boyfriend.

WasabiMars 21

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:16

This could easily be in an episode of Family Guy.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:33

Surpriseception

unluckystoad 7

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:40

Why the heck would that even seem like a good idea mom and dad?

808andheartbreak 16

Saturday 6 December 2014 21:04

Drama!

blubje 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 0:33

Oh well that's very awkward. What happened next? Did your ex and boyfriend both stay for dinner? I'm looking forward to the follow-up!

lupin_stargazer 8

Sunday 7 December 2014 0:46

Sounds like they liked your ex more then you did. Talk about awkward!

ThePols 11

Sunday 7 December 2014 4:15

Obviously you tell your ex to leave? Or you take your bf and leave. Your bf doesn't deserve to sit through that shit.

Attacksloth 33

Sunday 7 December 2014 15:19

So, here's what I don't understand. Your ex showed up, even though he's your ex. From how you describe your FML, he was also surprised. Did you forget to break up with him or something? Or is he just one of those really clingy obsessive types, who your parents happen to really like, and they're forcing him back on you?

HnyBee13 26

Monday 8 December 2014 5:02

It sounds like OP's ex was surprised that she has a new bf. After all, the ex probably would not have accepted the invite from the 'rents unless he thought he had a chance of getting back with OP.