Miscellaneous: Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was...

By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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By tongue tied - 16/08/2022 04:00

Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By chopchop - 25/12/2019 01:00

Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 3:02

well did u get your ********?

alwaysalady 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 18 August 2012 3:43

Even more perfect because you're male.

DylansMomma 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 18:06

Your comment : Lmfao.

jc95sd 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:05

How mutch extra was the BJ?

SinfulEnd 20

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:51

Someones getting an extra large tip ; P

cbhoward1998 8

Tuesday 28 January 2014 7:47

that's awesome

WellOkayy 3

Monday 8 December 2014 22:34

Good ole Freudian Slips!

fenixgtr 7

Monday 12 January 2015 6:55

That's purty awkward hey buddy live it up remember don't say that again

the_aspect 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:01

its probably a misunderstanding of what you need.

Funfunfunnot 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 3:30

Freudian Slip :/

riperoonie 15

Tuesday 2 February 2016 20:55

ooh, unlucky op. FYL.

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