Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby...

By Forge - 11/10/2014 14:43 - United States - Taylor

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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Snappy snaps

By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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Cheeky little bastards

By weeping_willow - 01/06/2020 08:00

Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML

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By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 18:00

Today, I posted that I'm having a yard sale and listed a bunch of stuff I'm selling. People started messaging, asking me to send pictures and prices. That's why I'm having the yard sale, so I don't have to post pictures and prices! FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By soldnone - 18/11/2012 10:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma came to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over my display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old lady when she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

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pwnman 33

Saturday 11 October 2014 19:22

that is beyond creepy if anyone buys those

orbit 22

Saturday 11 October 2014 19:36

I know! They are at least worth 50¢. What was she thinking.

Comments

beatits 4

Sunday 12 October 2014 4:45

hard out here for a pimp.

headofmedusa 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 4:48

Maybe it was a twisted plan to try and get money out of you

missyfiona89 28

Sunday 12 October 2014 4:49

You must not have been very important to her.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 October 2014 6:08

I think they will not sell...

AlyssaAirington 3

Sunday 12 October 2014 7:22

Wow. If only I could meet the person who would bye one....

Noheartbeat 19

Sunday 12 October 2014 9:06

At that price, it's a steal! Dangit grandma.

SarahJacobs 1

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:28

She could have at least warned you :(

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 13 October 2014 15:31

What kind of ****** up person sells baby pictures?

kyrasrayne420 4

Tuesday 14 October 2014 5:24

that's horrible I'm so sorry

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:04

Who would want a baby picture of a stranger?

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