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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By samantha - 23/06/2020 02:02

Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML

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By noneoftheabove - 28/01/2009 05:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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By Andrew - 24/11/2011 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

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By I-love-my-tea - 09/06/2015 22:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:04

Look at it this way - lots of people would kill and pay a good sum of money to look younger.

stef383 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:05

my friend has this happen to him at a liquor store. Said his ID was fake, though her really was from colorado, and the ID was real. take it as a compliment tho lol

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kjr1047 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:20

people think I'm 15 and I'm 19. I can't get into movies without an ID either.

ilook12 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:13

The same thing happened to me when I went to go see Watchmen...I'm 26 and his math was so bad, he thought I was 16.

uzupocky 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 20:54

Well think of it this way. If creepy men hit on you, you can say you're 15, call them pedophiles, and make them feel really embarrassed. (I do this a lot. I'm 19.)

iamjustfine69 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

This girl i usto worked with was about 4"9 she didnt wear make up and looked about 13 she was 22... It happens.

ReconExpert 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:11

Its the opposite for me. Im 13, and have a deeper voice than most at my age, and alot taller, and Ive actually passed off for 16 a few times.

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:47

I have the same problem... & I'm 22.

cocolynn12 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:39

well you spell like you are under 16...........

terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:14

uhh that sucks :/ you must look really young to be considered to be a 24-year-old hahaha try using makeup like eyeliner to make you look much older...just a tip :P

zelly05 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:07

look at d bright side!! u look young! it's a compliment xD

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Sunday 29 August 2010 6:58

think of the positive side; you look young for your age. unlike me. I'm 14 and someone said I look like a university student. you'd rather look young than old.