Health: Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear...

By no that does not help - 20/08/2013 13:41 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

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By QWERTY - 03/04/2011 23:20

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 14:00 - Australia - Epping

Today, I went to see a certified trauma specialist for my PTSD. I saw her for 35 minutes of my hour-long session because she ran late with the patient before me, and then kicked me out early. Her expert treatment plan? "Just don't think about it." I paid $260 for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By Alyce - 10/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Lewistown

Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML

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By SPOODERZ - 10/12/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, my mom still freaks out and yells "Where?" when I mention spiders to her in any form, regardless of context, and no matter what I preface it with. She just fixates on the word "spider." I get that arachnophobia is pretty miserable to have, but this is ridiculous. Go see a therapist, mom. FML

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By JefferyT - 03/06/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

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By NeoDepressed - 31/03/2019 12:00 - Czech Republic

Today, my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if I wanted a therapist. I said that I didn't know. Then my mom said, "But wait, it's going to cost a lot of money!" FML

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istishia 12

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:55

Isn't this a valid technique? Flooding or something?

Bluekaren16 19

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:01

Yes it's a type of exposure therapy.

Comments

TrinityisLife 22

Wednesday 21 August 2013 5:50

Dead therapist walking.........................

alluringtatas 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:22

Thanks Obama

mdealer 0

Wednesday 21 August 2013 7:12

Therapists are a sick joke. It's an instinct, so deal with it.

Kkkdawg 27

Wednesday 21 August 2013 7:16

Is no one else concerned about the fact this therapist just has a spider in a box on hand?

hbake 13

Wednesday 21 August 2013 8:42

That was my exact thought as well.

blackvyper 8

Wednesday 21 August 2013 8:22

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself.

termin8tor786 10

Wednesday 21 August 2013 8:46

$150??? Wow!!

Cassandrax731 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:03

That's actually how therapists do it sometimes... it's called Flooding. It's legit.

JennNoVa 8

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:12

Find a REAL therapist to help you overcome your fear! That's quackery!

doulenkd 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:50

That is a valid technique it actually ends with the spider out of the box and on you but it slowly goes there. Therapist ARE supposed to help you face your fears but usually they start with pictures