By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
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Grenith 21

Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.

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flashback.miss 28

What type of spider was it???

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cmonger 27

Seeing that they live in Australia, probably a pretty big one.

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Noremac42 8

Probably the "scratch and sniff" kind, if that makes any scents to you.

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Pancakes017 19

The spider was living in a web of lies and false security

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Brittin8or 12

oh no, I hope you're okay now! =) I hate spiders so I would have been freaked out

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Grenith 21

Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.

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cmonger 27

Why, did you get a living spider stuck in your nose too?

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Kielnmsoftly 26

#25 Probably crawled in while he OP was asleep. They already crawl into your mouth and the average person ends up sleep eating like 3 per year or something.....that's why I bush in the morning!

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aylind 18

Actually #44, scientists debunked that myth. They said while sleeping we breathe so deeply that it would startle spiders away from our face, not towards it. :)

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photographer49 22

#5 **** the train, just give me a gun so I can shoot myself and make it quick

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Floortje 17

More like a plane out of Australia :)

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nesteremily 31

Hopefully it didn't bite you, but either way FYL.

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devildog562 33

I'm trying to thing why you didn't blow your nose as hard as you could once it went up there .

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SunnySideUpp 9

Sometimes no matter how much you blow, it just won't come out...

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hippodankamus 22

"Hey, how was your day today?" "Well..."

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jamescrazy96 17

Well...... That bites!!

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countryb_cth 38

But hopefully the spider doesn't.

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