Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there...

By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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By jackgrant - 07/12/2011 01:01 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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chrissy888 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

djtelekinesis 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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swantonboy96 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:27

Dats wat u get 4 going to a john meyer concert!

anela_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

ok WTF were you peeing in a cup for

xXPaigerzXx 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:04

wow :| id flip em off and cuss them out i went to a we the kings concert and i stepped on someones hand and spilt someones drink so awkward the rest of the crowd was staring at me some snotty girls were talking about me and i was about to grab someones hair and punch em in the nose

brookicookie 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:36

John Mayer<3 that same thing happened to me cause I was feeling really sick so I sat down and a super tall guy was sitting in from of me at his ad concert

ohwowee 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:40

why the boy second under me got his shirt off like his body is the shit?!!! seriously fml for that horrible image lmfao

ohwowee 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:42

I mean second on the top lol

House_1990 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:29

You deserved it for listening to shitty music.

KingAdrock 16

Monday 18 January 2010 21:49

YDI for being a GUY and liking John Mayer. Your man license is now officially revoked.

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:37

John Mayer just needs to quit singing and start playing guitar in some no-name blues band. Then he might actually make some palatable music. Oh, and OP, you have witnessed a very simple principle in action. It's called "I'm bigger than you and I'll do what I like, so deal with it."