By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.

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Wait, are you guy seriously suggesting that two jellyfish in an entire bay is reason enough to not swim? How often do you guys go to the beach? I swim past jellyfish all the time. It's usually no big deal.

It sucks that you got stung, but you went it knowing there was a chance that you would. YDI.

Phreephorm 0

Jellyfish can't sting through nylon stockings, so when they come in by my house towards the end of Summer and I still want to swim, I wear them and never get stung. Baking Soda works better than pee too, and smells a whole lot better

that's why u don't listen to retards like that. and what's uonwith all this lifeguard crap on FML

I know begin stung by a jellyfish sucks and all that. But I found this Very funny for some reason.

Suck it up. At least you were at a nice beach. Try going to a rocky beach in cold Delaware, with brutal waves, and then getting stung. Just suck it up.

Stevieebabyy 0

That happened to me a few years in martha's vineyard. Sucks