By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
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Spinach 0

Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.

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Spinach 0

Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.

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Shadowflames420 0

LMAO. They knew you where scared. You know that sound they make, they were laughing at you XD

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Kyle17206 11

That, or they were using foul language.

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laughatverne 0

you shoulda listened to your instincts. Never trust a dolphin trainer.

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MyLifesTotallyF 0

1ST and dolphins smell people who are scared :P

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GuyatStuy 0

Dolphines are jerks. They attack other animals for fun. This been proved. Search it up for those non-believers.

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jazziness 12

also coming for the guy who said "search it up"

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Humans also attack other animals for fun. I fail to see your point.

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adelaide_evening 0

You and Tyra Banks should get along well.

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mikey41414 0

you should have bit the dolphin back, that would teach the lil bugger

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cynicalfun 0

I guess dolphins can smell (echo-locate?) fear.

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