Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get...

By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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Stuck

By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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Marooned

By fmljae - 20/01/2011 09:11

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

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Did you smash?

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

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kateindeed 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:30

Was the other person in the car? Because that would make this hilarious.

bbedlock_fml 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:28

Get out and run!

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:49

Don't worry, OP. It's happened to me too. I went back to grab a friend's backpack, and I was staring into the face of a stranger.

DictatorDom 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 4:22

BENNY

sumbum95 15

Thursday 19 July 2012 4:29

Lmao! That happend to me once except I was waiting in the car and a guy kept attempting to open the door until he saw my face. He said sorry, but still people need to lock their doors and to know how their car looks like.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 4:37

Even if the car door is unlocked, opening it and climbing inside is still technically considered "Breaking and Entering." Now, you can probably convince the cop that if your friend was driving a near-identical SUV, that you got them confused or something. But still. Cool Story Bro: there are only about five different keys that'll open and start any Toyota made before about 1985. Back in the 70s and 80s when those cars were new it was not uncommon to hear stories of someone getting into someone else's Toyota that looked identical to theirs, unlocking it, starting it up, and driving it away!