Today I went to the church in my bike. locked it in the fence... - FML

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By "tarukko hipona" - 16/11/2020 01:35

Today I went to the church in my bike. locked it in the fence inside the church and started helping the mass preparation. I spent most of the time close to the bike, walked away for like 20min. There was tons of bikes, but when the mass finished, my bike wasn't there. My parents blamed me. FML

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