Today I went to the dentist for the first time today in an year... - FML

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By daniF041594 - 17/05/2017 22:08

Today I went to the dentist for the first time today in an year and a half after never having a cavity in my life. I found out I now have 6. FML

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Druu 53

Friday 19 May 2017 7:29

And that's why the ADA recommends a cleaning every six months. You could argue that such frequent visits are unnecessary, but that argument would be toothless.

TacoTheDank 27

Wednesday 28 June 2017 15:31

Oh, youuu...

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Druu 53

Friday 19 May 2017 7:29

And that's why the ADA recommends a cleaning every six months. You could argue that such frequent visits are unnecessary, but that argument would be toothless.

TacoTheDank 27

Wednesday 28 June 2017 15:31

Oh, youuu...

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