By EnderHorse - 05/11/2015 20:52 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
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DocBastard 38

Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision". Seriously.

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slingerslasher 24

if the doctor removed your tooth would it be toothanasia?

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Lalala579121 27

How do we know? OP could have posted this from the afterlife.

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MrSassypants 33

If the afterlife has Internet, then I'm no longer afraid of death.

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juicy_extasy 25

An innocent mistake which I'm sure they've heard before. Don't worry OP

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Brandon1000 10

At least they realized your mistake before it was too late

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drunkmunkey 24

It's the Kevorkian method... very effective for pain relief

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weallknowwho123 6

Instead of getting work done on your tooth maybe you should go see a doctor about that tongue of yours! Just kidding Op, cheer up! At least they didn't follow through!

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gosh_mate 30

Just another reason to be scared of the dentist haha

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Ladisa 28

Don't worry OP, I bet they have nervous patients all the time.

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DocBastard 38

Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision". Seriously.

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MrSassypants 33

He heard there was a "get a castration and get a circumcision free" deal going on. Too bad that deal is a total ripoff.

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PhoenixChick 26

Well, did you do it? The customer is always right.

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