I'm picturing more of a Peter Griffin silly-giggle, not an evil cackle laugh.

And am I the only one here picturing him laughing like quagmire?Really?No one? Well, almost all my comments are buried,so.....

EVILLLLLLLLLLL -Mermaid Man

Lets play a game...- chuckie

That would be Jigsaw's doll not the Chucky doll..

Some jobs just aren't worth the money...

What about a corn field?

Literal humor... Well unless they're farmers, of course :)

and people think veterinarians are a joke...

56 - Like who?! Alligators?

56 - Where have you heard that? The few doctors I know have INFINITE respect for vets. I've never heard anyone down-talk the profession. It's like being a normal doctor except all your patients have different anatomies, potential diseases/abnormalities, they can't tell you any symptoms that aren't readily apparent

You do realize that a vet has to be familiar with a wide variety of anatomy while human doctors only have to be familiar with one (maybe two, if you count babies)

I just read this entire conversation/ string of comments stoned and I don't have a ******* clue what you're on about.

#91 then go smoke somewhere else.

Just cuz u smoke doesn't mean u can't read. It makes complete sense.

yeah, but do it after he's done. i wouldn't want to piss off a guy that's gonna have a very sharp drill in my mouth..

Or tell him that you wont pay. then say: "Guess I forgot my wallet this morning.."

don't forget to giggle at the end so its passive aggressive.

Hehe..

I would have been too busy crying.

@#4 My three year old baby cousin did this exact thing! She punched her dentist in the face and waddled as fast as she could out of the office & into the waiting room. Her mouth was filled with cotton/sponges, blood on the bib, and everything. The dentist didn't numb her before the procedure and she was too young to speak for herself, so she made a break for it. Haha. :)

142 - That's awful! Who forgets to numb a TODDLER?! Poor kid. :(

Is it classified as a "nurse"? I know where I am from we have dental assistants, if they called themselves nurses they would be laughed at. And I don't recall ever seeing a nurse at the dentist.

Actually, this reminds me of the dentist in Finding Nemo - you know, P. Sherman at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

I think OP was yearning for an es-cah-pay

@#93 I will never forget that address for as long as I live. Thanks Dori.

"Son, be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain. Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane!"

Sir, my hat is off to you ... one of the few roles I have seen Steve Martin in and liked.

I bit my dentist once, yet he still laughed. It was depressing. I was hoping to cause him immense pain.

They don't block your throat in any dental procedure I've heard of, so I see no reason why OP wouldn't have been able to scream, even if it sounded a little muffled through the dentist's hand in his mouth.