By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML
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Same thing different taste

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cottoncandymango 17

What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!

You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."

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creativecreation 8

Asshole move on his part, but kind of stupid for you to do it. You should have known that stupid stunts like that weren't part of a check up.

Report that ass, or sue for malpractice. You know what do both.

Seriously you'd have to be stupid to think that that had anything to do with your check up.....you totally deserved that

I don't know about you, but my faith in a doctor would be severely dampened if I was ordered to do The Worm.

avapaige1234 19

Get a new doctor, and report his ass. That gives real medical professionals a bad name.

did the oddness of the requests not make you ask 'why?'

And people ask me why I dislike doctors...

Waddling is actually common at physicals. It helps check for spinal alignment.