Health: Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By monkeylover996 - 29/10/2012 01:53 - United States

Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

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By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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By Epithymia - 15/08/2016 15:09 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML

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By apowell5 - 02/10/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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By Kelsey - 06/04/2020 17:00

Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:11

What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!

FailBear920 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:13

You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."

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Grimnirwher9 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 15:00

Never mind, I somehow commented on the wrong FML. FML.

TheCutestLizard 28

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:21

Believe it or not, I had to do all of those things at MEPS right before I joined the military. They are used to test balance and range of motion.

rs89 20

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:53

a gullible patient is indeed a troll doc's dream coming true!

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:07

Sue him for mal practice!

helen_ellexo 22

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:11

YDI for being so gullible

kennaem1 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:15

How could not notice it wasn't the real check up? Has a doctor ever made you do the worm before?

Andicc 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:31

This made me laugh so hard! Lol :D

Supganosh 2

Wednesday 3 July 2013 19:21

I can't believe people actually have to pay for check ups. I mean, I know surgery and shit isn't free, but not even check-ups? Damn

vodzman 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 19:32

YDI. You should have known as soon as he made you do the worm...Everyone knows that the Macarena is the only medically approved dance

MadisonDerp 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 19:40

I hope you never went to that doctor again.. That's really unprofessional, But it made me laugh.

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