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ouch...
It's kinda sweet he wanted to go the long way so you wouldn't have to jump the fence. Kinda...
They way he said it, it isn't sweet, but sexist.
Unless he's the kinda, "I'm gonna lay my coat over the puddle so you don't get your feet wet" guy.
No, #1, you're mistaken, it didn't hurt at all
Lol that made me laugh
Well at least you learnt that girls cant jump after all
Ah, that's a bit sexist.
Baustigt, that was sexist. I can't believe you said that wasn't sexist, you sexist SOB.
61- can't tell if you're trolling or not, but chill.
3 - Who do you think competes in Olympic gymnastics competitions?
I believe 61 was a sarcastic response in support of Baustigt
Dick
It said girls dont jump fences not girls cant jump fences sexist
More sexism
well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!
Good for you for trying to prove him wrong! It's too bad that you broke your leg but at least you tried, eh? Fyl, op, hope your recover soon :) x
Yeah, in 6-8 weeks time! OP, you're lucky your bf cares that much, mine would probably jump the fence on his own and leave me to walk the long way! However, don't forget a ruler to scratch those itches!
He didn't say girls can't jump, just that they don't. He might've thought she had the ability until she idiotically proved she didn't. It's a bit weird that many of my friends wonder where chivalry went then complain when men have notions of what ladies ought not do. He phrased it badly but the advise was obviously sound. For all we know, it could've been a really high fence that he didn't even want to jump. OP, I'll say FYL because broken legs hurt but next time, don't feel the need to prove you're a stuntwoman.
Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P
But now they can spend some quality time together at the hospital.
totaly true i wish girls would think more deep into things rather taking it as an insult
Uhh if I said the same to you, wouldn't you take it as an insult?
Don't guys generally complain that girls read too much into what they say? They should take their own advice and say what they mean.
I agree with you totally but, he was being somewhat sexist maybe that's why he jumped the fence. xD Both genders can do whatever they set their mind to. Anyways she shouldn't of jumped it to prove a point and she could of just spent more time with him xD
I meant *he, I'm mobile sorry xD
She! That is what I meant, I'm so sorry, soon I'm going to be writing a FML if I keep these typos up xD
You FAIL at trespassing...
Your tattoo fails. Real bad.
Thankyou 31 :) I guess he ran out of clever responses.. Or enjoys jumping over people's fences
Well... Ummm... Your mother fails!
He saw the future...
Haha you sneak bastard. Your pic. I'm not gonna richu a live song.(: (I dunno how to spell that polemics name sorry)
133 I jump fences all the time and I've never been hurt.
I can promise you I am a girl, and I am real, and if I was a male, why would I pretend to be a girl?
Thanks a lot. Sincerely, Every girl everywhere
It's not hard at all. Most fences have three horizontal support slats placed at equal distance. You just get a grip with one foot on the middle one and hoist yourself on top. Then you can jump down or whatever you wanted to be up there for in the first place. It's really incredibly simple, I don't understand how a girl literally is incapable of jumping a fence. I have been doing it since i was a little girl myself.
119- same with me :P it's not that hard but not everyone can jump over. Same with some guys I know...
I thought it was just white men that couldn't jump. Silly me, I guess!
lol white people thumbing you down
White people who have never seen the movie, "White Men Can't Jump." (Yes, that is the real title of a real movie.) Honestly, I'm just impressed that no one accused me of being racist.
I'm white and I got the reference. Had Eddie Murphy, yeah? It's been too long to remember for certain.
Now if I said black men can't swim...
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well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!
Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P