Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls....

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:46

That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.

kellanlvr 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:49

well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..

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Mistery510 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:57

man up...

808Lol 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:41

that was you ? O.o

payableondeath 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 11:32

next Tyme bring ya own bitch lyke fo realz

metalhead5564 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 15:16

... Really? Learn to speak English properly. It's not THAT hard to spell.

MetalUpMyBum 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:51

Speak ENGLISH.

Jasonf6 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:30

*****

sandmancometh 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 15:39

your friend is a dick and you are a pussy. I guess that's why you two are together...

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 June 2011 16:39

next time, you should probably go by yourself

momo1972 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:18

did you want to make out with him too?

anonymous31_fml 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:37

manslut lol

A4zzzA4 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:41

Dude I have a friend exactly like that but I still get some action.

gallir24 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:44

Your friend is an a-hole imo. Though if you want to meet people and someday get action to, you'll probably want to hang around people like him more.

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Same thing different taste

Betrayal

I'm not the main character in this scene

Shut up

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