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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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imseksie 0

What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

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SkoomaKi 27

Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

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StreetReaper 9

Regardless of the overt insult, OP needs to be happy with herself first and not base self-esteem on cup size. I am much older than the average guy on here and I can emphatically say that small breasts are every bit as sexy as larger ones. Plus, when she gets older, they will remain perkier longer. OP should tell her boyfriend to learn some social grace and be happy with what she has and what she has to offer him. If he is t happy with that arrangement or too immature to learn manners, ditch him.

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the_true_batman 10

Wow, you need to calm down. I think it was a joke, not an insult. He wasn't saying that she isn't beautiful, or that there is anything wrong with small breasts, he just made a joke that her breasts were small enough to pass for a dude's chest. Not everything is said with malice, some things are just jokes.

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KilljoyParade 4

118- "Jokes" like that can be taken the wrong way. They almost always are. If OP had taken it as nothing more than an innocent joke, this post wouldn't have been written. Obviously she took offense to it.

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the_true_batman 10

I'm not entirely sure she did. She my have just thought "this would be a good FML" and so submitted it. A lot of FMLs are nothing to be upset over. Like that girl whose mom was lecturing her on being aware of her surroundings, and then she noticed something that her mom didn't. I can't believe that that actually upset her. I think the bigger problem with her situation is that she had no way to fix her bikini problem, not that her boyfriend made a joke about her breast size. Breasts can be beautiful in all sizes. This FML has actually put me in the mood for seeing some small breasts, but I love big breasts, and everything in between.

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Vociferouslife 4

Next time he runs out of condoms, just bring him a cover from a ring pop.

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ShutUpPlz_fml 0

Anything more than a handful is a waste

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reddudeover 2

62 - Are we talking midget hands? Or NBA player hands?

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Mauskau 35

Sounds like my brother's girlfriend

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grooglius 0

Did anyone else think it was kind of weird to say "you need a swimsuit to go on the ride"? Or is there a whole type of water park I've never been to

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j_cat187 19

So it's a weird nude adult park made up of tons of random sex with strangers?

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andrewmemoirs 2

those are the guys that give us a bad name. drop the loser and find someone who appreciates you for who you are.

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RedCrow 0

What if you actually agreed, and on that day, look all pitiful and call him master. I'd love to see the security guards reactions.

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angelofsaturn 23

Trust me you aren't missing anything by having a small bust except a non asshole boyfriend but you can remedy that situation rather easily. By that I mean dump him.

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RKD 23

What a douchious thing to say! IF he isn't your EX-boyfriend by now, you should see how likes going without for a week or two,,,,,,

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