Kids: Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I...

By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By ow my kidneys - 14/07/2015 10:33 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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hungarian93 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:58

why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi

Sportsfan86 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:58

kids: 1 you: 0

Comments

Lilllly_1316 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:06

Kids fight. Your stupid for grounding them in the first place. and if you were going to ground them, don't be a push over, and stay at the water park. If you ground them, your grounded too, and you have to leave the water park. YDI.

posteriffic 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:21

Use the classic Costanza line "I was in the pool!' or maybe that just works for guys...

creedaddict 9

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:29

ha! that's awesome

lacejane 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:34

ydi. Who grounds their kids at the waterpark over a little argument?

mike3775 35

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:38

I have before. I once had a couple kids get into a fight and break $100 worth of crap in the gift shop, so they got grounded and we left to drop those 2 off at grandma's and then went back to the park with the rest of the kids

TheBestManEver 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:47

Read the FML #98, the kids were fighting, not arguing. Kids don't argue, they beat the shit out of each other. If they were arguing, you just tell them to shut the hell up and it ends there. But if they are pushing each other and such, that's when you discipline them by grounding them. Also, read the comments too, I shouldn't have to point out that fighting and arguing aren't synonymous twice.

StaticSky 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:35

Fail for you Win for everyone else

tboudre 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:44

pictures? no pictures = didn't happen.

veerla 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:33

water = not good for your phone/camera

prismis 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:45

why were you still there after grounding them? talk about inconsistency. "you're grounded, but have fun for the rest of the day!" do you really think they care about the grounding at that point? you still let them play & have fun... next time you discipline your kids follow thru with it! sure you might be out a hundred bucks or so, but their life lesson is worth so much more! YDI

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:46

You should have turned back around and went straight hom instead of the park. You're grounded but still allowed to go to the water park is not a good decision. I'd ground them even longer for not letting you know your top was off too.