Miscellaneous: Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a...

By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

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tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

Neorecon19 18

Monday 22 August 2011 0:47

Some friend she is. Remember to put some nails into her car tires later.

Quidikic 9

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:54

No, she's not a friend, she's a best friend. That's how best friends are, and that's why we love them.

izzie321 27

Saturday 27 July 2013 22:33

Now that. Is what we call a BEST friend.

Loganator147 7

Friday 8 May 2015 6:00

Why do people dislike this

chessdude 8

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:25

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

Mpii 11

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:27

No. This is absolutely not what "we" do. i would never ever do that to anyone. If you do that that's fine do what you want. But please don't say "we" as if everyones friend did it.

ummmyeahhh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

what, she magically has an extra swimsuit in her bag? so not a good friend. she could have brought you a towel or shorts or something.

jack6179 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:43

next time you go to the beach purposely do that to her to show her how it feels cause that is seriously not what friends should do

psychaddict 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:32

Only problem: how would she make her bikini fall off?

zach630 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:36

Obviously she would hire a random stranger to do it...

Gabriel_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:45

i would do that, friends need to have a sense of humor :)

_aPerson_ 14

Monday 16 May 2016 4:23

That was not funny at all. That was just really scummy.

enja 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:45

Horrible friend, ditch her and never talk to her again. There is a limit on when you can do that kind of thing.

Muppie 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:45

I wouldn't call her your best friend... best friends don't do that.

Samba1234 13

Monday 25 February 2013 20:37

friends don't do that - it's exactly what best friends do :D

jenn03 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:46

well, what a horrible friend. you shouldnt talk to her again, i sure wouldnt

thinkpink 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:48

My sister always did that kind of shit to me...ha she wouldn't be an older sister if she didn't. My friends also played monkey in the middle once when my TOP fell off in a public swimming pool. A crowded one. Haha they were still my friends, and it's a funny thing. Just cover yourself, get out, be pissed for a little bit and get over it.