Miscellaneous: Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned...

By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By noyodel - 04/07/2009 04:04 - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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MrBlonde88 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:00

you can't teach common sense...

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:07

That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.

Comments

technicolourain1 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:17

**** your life? **** their lives! They're the ones who got their things stolen!

AllyyK 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:17

Soo you just assumed you could take all that stuff? You are a moron. I can't stand people like you ughh. That poor family.

kissmyace3115 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 12:33

why would you take that stuff...?

ChakatBlackstar 29

Friday 8 June 2012 15:33

Why wasn't their door locked? I live in a nice crime-free neighborhood and even I lock the doors on my house and car if I know I'm not going to around for more then 15 minutes. FYL and to your "victims" YDI

sdotimas 1

Monday 16 July 2012 19:25

Did you give the stuff back?

kemando 22

Friday 2 November 2012 0:07

Alberta? Where abouts I dont know of such a house

jessherself13 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:39

I understand the lure of abandoned houses, but you really should verify if they're truly abandoned or not. YDI.

graced91 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 18:48

It's not like he had a choice, his grandma had a knife in her purse. would you want to decline an offer from her?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 2:20

Check the address always...that way you can get the correct creepy house...

cwl727 32

Sunday 13 April 2014 18:36

First of all how did you get in if somebody lived there. Second, why on earth would you take stuff that doesn't belong to you from a house, haunted or not. I hope you get arrested!