Money: Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse...

By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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By lildale92 - 03/06/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

Seriously? That's totally messed up. I'd show her the stuff she stole as proof. Make her empty her pockets.

LexieWins 0

Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

She must be doing well for herself. What a horrible mother.

Comments

winnerme123 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:33

I've never heard of a mother taking money from her married daughter.

graffitied_love 20

Monday 15 October 2012 4:48

There are nasty enough people who would steal from their own children

evilplatypus 38

Monday 15 October 2012 7:06

16 - You obviously haven't been here long enough then. FML's had women steal their children's identities and destroy their credit, grandfathers frame their grandchildren for theft, you name it.

FMLTuna 6

Monday 15 October 2012 3:34

17th!

severe_fml 3

Monday 15 October 2012 5:59

lol, sick but hilarious. Personally I would have used a blind midget.

Darkme 1

Monday 15 October 2012 3:34

that's some crap ask them about it again and u and ur wife sound like you need some extra trust

robsic66 14

Monday 15 October 2012 3:36

She won't think you're lying once her credit bill comes in

emeraldisle 30

Monday 15 October 2012 3:36

If your own wife doesn't believe you about something like this then **** her. You've told her and that's all you can do.

Kng21 0

Monday 15 October 2012 3:37

Wow. I can't believe her own mother did that! I'm really sorry, and I hope your wife will believe you! Her mother could have just asked, too! But don't hate your mother-in-law, even if she steals and stuff. Confront her without your wife there and tell her to just ask next time she needs anything. Also, show your wife all the missing stuff and convince her. Sorry again! Hope it works out.

toooldforthis 19

Monday 15 October 2012 5:04

Naw... I'm guna go w/ hate the bitch

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 15 October 2012 12:00

I'm usually all for keeping peace and avoiding confrontation and the like, but this situation calls for a more aggressive approach. Stealing is stealing even if its mother-daughter and should be stopped. I can't help but feel like the mother did this to intentionally cause problems between them. Most likely because she doesn't like him because he doesn't like her, probably because she has pulled this kind of shenanigan before. She not only stole from her own daughter but she also damaged their trust in each other which seems like it has been damaged previously.