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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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BingleBop 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:52

At least the lawn is clean now?

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 22:53

I need to clean my house. Maybe I should get drunk for motivation.

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GoBigRed 6

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:20

Your vacuum must have one long ass cord

sjbartholome 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 0:53

extension cord

crazytwinsmom 25

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:08

Or rechargeable.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 23 May 2014 22:31

I just got the mental image of someone crawling around, vacuuming the lawn with a dust buster.

communisttaco 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 21:20

Outdoor plugs or battery operated

HAMY_fml 23

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:22

Must have been a good party

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:27

Op, please release the dust bunnies.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:27

I'm so glad we don't have a lawn.

mybubbles2000 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:30

Please tell me you took a picture of that.

haddiej 21

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:40

She'll never get all the dirt out...

amisenho 11

Thursday 22 May 2014 20:30

It's amazing how some people don't know of all the bugs, grime, and dirt that exist in an uncleaned lawn. They tend to miss that part of the cleaning process.

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:44

she just wanted to get the dirt off of it.

BooItsLauren 4

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:52

How do you know she wasn't purposely doing it?

odamaliekh 26

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:57

I hope this isn't something that happens on a regular basis.

md101 18

Thursday 22 May 2014 0:01

She must've been shredded.

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