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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

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Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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doink 0

How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?

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Erindub 0

I say this was no accident

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Skeeter013 5

the better one eins! XD

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treesdevin 0

hahah so ****** upp...

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ravensunnyd 0

how would you no it's a pocket dial?

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crazytrick11 0

omg!! that sucks! did u call him back and interrupt? lol

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crazytrick11 0

omg # 69 that song cracks me up!! nice # by the way

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perdix 29

Thanks! Who cares about FIRST -- I should have yelled 69th! You do know the square root of 69? Ate-something.

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lalalala2424 0

maybe when he was takin his pants off or pullin them down he hit his phone in his pocket and it dialed? .. but sorry that sucks, ask him bout it don't only just assume

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amazing88 0

gosh please tell me you dumbed him

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jade77_fml 0

that's awful!!! what a jerk!!!

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