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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

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Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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doink 0

How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?

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Erindub 0

I say this was no accident

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maskedman 9

let's hope he was just watching a porno...very loudly...in stereo...and one of the actors sounded exactly like him. did you listen to him finish?

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OGReaper 2

agree with #7 id accuse him of cheating see what he says. for the argument over pants on or off coulda hit the button when he dropped them also. but he prolly steppin out fyl lol.

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YunqFlyMa21o 0

heard this before. it was the quy version tho uqh wtf new stories pleasee .!!

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LeStab 4

Well you seem like you have some. So go ahead share

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CleanSheets 0

No, don't encourage her x_x

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Daerauko 0

if you're in a rush the pant may stay on. would you have been happier if it was with another guy?

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cam007_fml 0

That's horrible but most likely what happened.

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mlg91605 0

that sucks anyways maybe the girl called the OP so she would know, girls are like that you never know, plus no one deserves to be cheated on, come on seriously???

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mike72_fml 0

maybe he was watching ****. i seriously doubt he was having quick sex with another girl while his pants were on. but if he was.. atleast he could've had the common courtesy to take his pants off or atleast lock his phone to prevent pocket dial.

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Yulia_fml 0

haha common courtesy? the moment he cheated on her, all common courtesy was gone.

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D3kl3 0

I hope this guy picks up a frog and finds out it's actually dog shit.

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KurouTenshi 0

hahahaha this!!! but yeah, FYL and FHL for having a phone you can actually pocket dial (iPhone ftw!)

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EllyH 0

I love iphone, I can't see the point of any other phones :)

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Lattenkiste 0

My iPhone pocket dials all the time. Sometimes I would take it out of my pocket and all the apps would be dancing with their little x in the corner. Freaked me out. So I set the phone lock to 1 minute

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JohnBoyFsYL 10

WTF dude, just hit the little button on the top right corner of your iPhone and it automatically locks!

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OGReaper 2

at the same time i dont knw if it coulda been ****. who wears their pants when they spank it? i sure as hell dont.

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Billbo23 0

who wears their pants when they ****?

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perdix 29

So, it was practically like a threesome for you, I'll bet! Good thing you recognized the sounds of your boyfriend having sex. If you heard the sounds of actual enjoyment and pleasure, you'd have been in trouble. Sounds like the other woman is just as tedious and boring as you, and he was going through the motions to blow his load in a workmanlike manner.

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sterl13 0

great comment perdix:)

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cookie_monster2 0

tedious and boring ARE the SAME thing perdix. just saying

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