Animals: Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights...

By Sara - 04/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

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Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

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Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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nipas13titans 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:27

That is ******* crazy! Best of luck on that one... those damn chinchillas are cute, but lurking deep beneath their masks of adorableness lies a malicious monster, waiting to escape...

spankyness 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:41

I hate those things... I stayed over at this girls dorm and she had one and of course it got out and every hour when I was about to fall asleep itd bite me and run away

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miosgoldenchance 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:05

haha that's hilarious. sucks to be you!

Aquaria89 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:24

#59 did your ex take it to the vet?

GurbleBurbleWoo 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:59

Okay. I'm sorry, but this is hilarious! :) I have two chinchillas and they're always breaking out and being little monsters (I love them anyway) so I totally commiserate. Hope your apartment (and chinchilla... water's not good for they're fur...) is okay though. ^^;;;;

SaraL_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:11

Hello all, Thank you for your concern about my chinchilla :) He is doing fine (and so is the apartment). Just thought I would stop by and give a quick update! Sara

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:29

Wow, so half of your apartment is completely watertight? i didn't think it was possible to actually flood a building from the inside

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:23

lol get pissed

ritalinboy 1

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:09

define maximum security

livingdeath 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:52

That sucks.

vI_Arsenic_Iv 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 4:55

where the hell do you get a chinchilla? and who has those as pets? that is a random pet. it would be interesting at a tea party. "oh i have two dogs, a goldfish, and a chinchilla." WTF?