By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
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extremereviews 26

There's this thing called a water valve about 2 feet from where he was

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devildog562 33

A for ass.- definition :2. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.

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devildog562 33

Welshite I guess it could go either way. Please excuse my vulgarness.

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devildog562 33

Nope usually shit gets flushed . Sorry to everyone .

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extremereviews 26

There's this thing called a water valve about 2 feet from where he was

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False_Stupidity 41

It could be that the valve is just a knob that is seized up from disuse. They don't get used much and can be a real bitch to turn off.

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thebigtwinkie 28

at least he tried

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sayyestothedress 24

Technically he didn't actually try, he just wanted to get out of the situation easily and made it look like he tried and at the same time tried to be funny

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iseebearbears 27

That sounds so cute. I bet you didn't know whether to laugh or cry at that point.

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icekitten14 12

^ These comments just killed me. RIP icekitten14.

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brendejafulable 41

That's cute.

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Omegadolly 22

Man, I feel bad for you, but just keep in mind that one day, you will look back at this and laugh just as hard as the rest of us are laughing right now. Much love, FYL.

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Well, he's a keeper..

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Uglyfeet 23

OK, I get it when people call OP's boy/girlfriend a keeper when they do something funny or unexpected. It is a long shot to say that because of one simple action, but whatever, it's possible to understand. But seriously now, how can that moron be called a "keeper"?!? Keep him away from dogs and flooding toilets, that is...

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Uglyfeet 23

I had that thought at the time but it seemed to be a little out of context... maybe it was just my sleeptime soreness of mind. Anyway, #29 photo matches her comment perfectly, just wanted to say o/

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toxic_walrus 15

There are some really great inventions that could have helped, i.e. a plunger, a water valve, a phone to call a plumber....maybe....no?

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