Kids and Clothes: Buy your own then!

Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 4 173

By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 064

You deserved it 3 346

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 835

By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 26 356

By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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You deserved it 43 697

By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 087

You deserved it 25 593

By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 013

You deserved it 7 976

By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 759

xicor 1

Tuesday 29 January 2019 14:25

Why can't you buy your own damn shorts. You're an adult

mike3775 35

Tuesday 29 January 2019 15:30

I don’t by my adult kids clothes, except as gifts for birthday/Christmas, and even then, only when that’s what they tell me they want. At 20, you should be buying your own clothes. Enjoy the fluffy bubble shorts, you deserve it

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xicor 1

Tuesday 29 January 2019 14:25

Why can't you buy your own damn shorts. You're an adult

Wobba1470 11

Tuesday 29 January 2019 14:25

Why didn’t you do this?

Jr Malvitz 15

Wednesday 30 January 2019 2:01

could be they had the money on them and mom was leaving the retail store and asked her to buy them and he pay her back

mike3775 35

Tuesday 29 January 2019 15:30

EinVoegelein 8

Tuesday 29 January 2019 15:54

How is that a FML? Either start buying your own clothes or get over your insecurities about what people think of your shorts.

whiskey'swino 15

Tuesday 29 January 2019 16:04

Grow a pair, then go purchase a pair like a grown man.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 January 2019 17:15

Wear the damn shorts! Mom usually has better fashion sense than you, so look sharp stylin’ your new, hot look!

IrieStorm 9

Tuesday 29 January 2019 18:15

You're a 20 year old guy, you can buy your own shorts.

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 29 January 2019 21:19

Buy your own clothes and you get the clothes you want.

Paul ven 7

Wednesday 30 January 2019 1:56

what a baby

draghkar 18

Wednesday 30 January 2019 8:09

Your mom sounds fun. Is she single?

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