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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 983

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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You deserved it 3 768

By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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You deserved it 4 804

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 017

You deserved it 28 925

By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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You deserved it 29 628

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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You deserved it 13 140

Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 33 977

SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 310

You deserved it 10 942

By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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You deserved it 35 193

Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 152

LolCakes111 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:58

OMG, is the wall ok?

jillianmathers12 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:02

Is it normal for you to wake up crying?

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yummylicious 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:11

That sucks. I know you're in a lot of pain now, probably. But later in life you'll look back at this and laugh.

maddylovesu 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:42

i know i am.(:

Miss_Attitude96 24

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:11

Monsters under the bed are tripping you, no doubt.

baseballplaya5 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:18

Ummm ouch!

Angelrose2004 17

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:19

If only I had a brain... I'd be dangerous!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:49

is your face ok?

thenoobftw 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:51

PWNED!

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:12

Is the wall ok!?!?!

graham11 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:33

Okay it's about time people quit using that comment on this FML..

florido_fml 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:13

I bet the wall made you shut up.

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:20

Nahhhh it just made him/her cry more

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:46

I wanna know why she was crying in the fist place

2tone2bone 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:19

I was gonna make a Canadian joke but then I took an arrow to the knee.

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:21

Lmfao I've ran into my door once! Why were you crying?

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:38

Ur pic is cute

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:36

Noooo I was js

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:43

Hahaha

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:07

Wait what?

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:17

I said u looked good in ur pic. Them that coke kid started haten and the other dude I was js ur pic. Look giod

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Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

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Today, my girlfriend won't stop complaining about the recent lack of intimacy in our relationship. There's an easy solution to this problem, but I'm currently covered in poison ivy rashes and she refuses to let me touch her until they clear up. Guess I'd better get used to itching and whining. FML

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Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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You deserved it 44 761

Today, I graduated with a CS degree and a certification in networking, only to make $12/hr. Guess some trade jobs are worthless now. FML

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You deserved it 363

Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 568

You deserved it 1 780

Today, I went to see three houses to buy. For the past year I've been trying, but investors swoop in and buy the house cash to turn around and rent it. I just want my first actual home for my family, but one of the houses I was going to put an offer on already has a cash offer on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 146

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Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 272

You deserved it 5 039

Same thing different taste

Check before you wreck

SO FRUSTRATING

Best foot forward

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