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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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LolCakes111 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:58

OMG, is the wall ok?

jillianmathers12 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:02

Is it normal for you to wake up crying?

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yummylicious 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:11

That sucks. I know you're in a lot of pain now, probably. But later in life you'll look back at this and laugh.

maddylovesu 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:42

i know i am.(:

Miss_Attitude96 24

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:11

Monsters under the bed are tripping you, no doubt.

baseballplaya5 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:18

Ummm ouch!

Angelrose2004 17

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:19

If only I had a brain... I'd be dangerous!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:49

is your face ok?

thenoobftw 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:51

PWNED!

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:12

Is the wall ok!?!?!

graham11 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:33

Okay it's about time people quit using that comment on this FML..

florido_fml 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:13

I bet the wall made you shut up.

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:20

Nahhhh it just made him/her cry more

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:46

I wanna know why she was crying in the fist place

2tone2bone 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:19

I was gonna make a Canadian joke but then I took an arrow to the knee.

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:21

Lmfao I've ran into my door once! Why were you crying?

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:38

Ur pic is cute

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:36

Noooo I was js

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 20:43

Hahaha

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:07

Wait what?

drew_jordan1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:17

I said u looked good in ur pic. Them that coke kid started haten and the other dude I was js ur pic. Look giod

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Check before you wreck

SO FRUSTRATING

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