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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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LolCakes111 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:58

OMG, is the wall ok?

jillianmathers12 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 16:02

Is it normal for you to wake up crying?

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Right_Click 12

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:35

"The petals fell to the ground and shattered like glass, and when I looked in the mirror, I was a beautiful milkmaid! Then I woke up crying, and I don't know why." This FML was obviously posted by the Snape Potter Puppet Pal.

Justforlolz 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:46

Yeaaa, that's why you don't look to your wall for comfort. Not exactly the best things to hug... or kiss, in your case.

L_BLACKOUT16_C 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:47

Sorry this happened to you.. OP did you have a bad dream? Or did you cry yourself to sleep cuz sometimes ik people who cry themselves to sleep and they wake up crying

Amberrae23 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:48

*facewall*

littlegold 7

Friday 30 December 2011 7:18

That is funny... *facepalm* I should have thought of that!!! Ouch!

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:51

At least now if someone ask why your crying you have a good excuse to offer

cass1_l0ve 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:08

Well... On the bright side it wasn't a brick wall!!! :DD those hurt a lot more...

Right_Click 12

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:04

Do you speak from experience..? :L

Mr25_fml 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:23

you ma'am, deserve a thumbs down

SlaveToRetail 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:06

Apparently so do you. :)

sjhill 32

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:26

I've done that a couple of times too.

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:38

That must of been an awful dream.

Just_A_Panda 9

Thursday 29 December 2011 18:49

Jez. Is it possible to wake up crying and then ended up face-planting on the wall? How did you do that 0_0

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