Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and...

By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 16:00

Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By oh - 23/02/2016 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

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By geniusdrunk - 09/08/2019 02:00

Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By effyou - 10/02/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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Anon17564 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:07

I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the ******* police.

Zwische 13

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:06

....the ****?

Comments

kims0706 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:00

Tell her you're gay!!

FRSH12PRNCE 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:27

Dude I know EXACTLY how you feel!

LilSista1394 6

Monday 2 July 2012 18:21

Sounds like the living embodiment of the overly attached girlfriend .. But you could def report it

lzmo 20

Friday 15 February 2013 23:01

Dem Feels

annakpok 7

Tuesday 19 February 2013 20:29

overly attatched girlfriend xD

thatguynow 13

Thursday 19 December 2013 4:33

(Internal screaming)

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:08

She drugged and raped you. You need to go to the police.

mermaidgirl5413 10

Friday 25 July 2014 7:55

Oh god run. Just keep running.

WhackTheJackal 22

Monday 15 December 2014 16:57

We need a update on this, oh god please OP.

thatcoolguy123 14

Friday 9 January 2015 22:56

this is extremely late you all can ignore but i just wanna say: THIS IS the most random shit i've ever read on this site while scrolling through Random FMLs. there's a 98% chance this will never happen but if possible (lol) could you please come back on this site and tell us what happened? this person just got herself pregnant through someone who didn't even want to be with her and i just fear for you even after 5 1/2 years, OP.