Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being...

By anonymous - 31/10/2011 19:11 - United States

Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

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Same thing different taste

By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By ThaBoss12 - 01/11/2014 22:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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TheWindowLicker 13

Monday 31 October 2011 22:00

I am completely baffled, how does a city postpone Halloween?

Lanceeden 12

Monday 31 October 2011 21:59

But that would add to the spookyness!

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Nutcup 16

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:52

To anyone saying that OP is too old to go out and get candy: I'd honestly rather have my teenagers trick or treating than getting knocked up.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 12:32

Are those the only two choices? That's ****** up.

lithiafaith 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:07

I know I was so heated I wanted to enjoy Halloween and party hard

xxerinxx624 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:11

Mine did too :(

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:13

People haven't heard of candles? Halloween waits for no one :p

rexreta 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:14

I'm so glad that you clarified what "treat" means X)

Zabuzan 10

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:21

I don't find this fml good in any way... How on earth did it get through the moderation process?! Trick or treat based fmls - whatever next.

cheefer 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:21

Ever heard of a flashlight?

allerz 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:22

No...more like because of the snow storm we got which equals down power lines and big tree branches, dumbasses.

rustytromboney 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:24

Work the corner I fuess

dansco 24

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:01

Torches are great things! Fires too lol

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Same thing different taste

Trick it is, then

Halloween, the long wait

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