By yooitscallo - 22/08/2015 07:30 - United States - Pekin

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML
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yooitscallo 8

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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ThePaperDragon 31

Do you frequently have such strange, vivid dreams? Have you looked into what may be causing them?

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Catdragon 40

I have very vivid and strange dreams almost every night and almost always more than one a night.

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sailorarctic 22

thats a common dream fot people who are pregnant or who are having anxiety about potential pregnancy. have you and your girlfriend recently discussed children?

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worldclassrager 39

So what are you going to do? You can't look at her anymore...

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daemonsparta 16

that's whay yoy get for dating a dog you sicko.

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cmpnj1 9

Nauseous...hell I'd crack up and more than likely start barking every time I looked at her

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FalloutScrolls 25

But puppies, though! Cute, adorable, tail wagging cuddly little puppies! Best. Nightmare. Ever.

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HarleyGal12 18

Is your girlfriend pregnant? If that's the case it's a very normal dream to have. Often the mother herself will have dreams where she gives birth to puppies or kittens

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