Eat the rich

By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 01/06/2017 15:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving up to a Four Seasons, not to stay, but to attend a work event that was already paid for. I did look a little out of place in my Toyota Corolla amongst the luxury SUVs, but was nonplussed when a man came up to me, knocked on my window, and said, "The Motel 6 is over there." FML
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cakefete2 30

To which you replied: "the unemployment line is that way, you'll need it after I've had a talk with your boss". You shouldn't always go after a person's job, but there is no law against making them sweat a bit

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supertacowaffle 41

I bet your Toyota is a hell of a lot cheaper to run than an SUV though

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supertacowaffle 41

I bet your Toyota is a hell of a lot cheaper to run than an SUV though

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RichardPencil 30

That's the point. If you can waste all that money on gas, insurance and repairs, you belong at the Four Seasons. Corolla owners belong at the more basic lodging. Before the hate comes, I've owned 3 Corollas and no SUVs.

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cacheson 41

OR, you buy the corolla because you're a middle class citizen who would rather stay in a nice hotel than ruin the environment and you can only pick one of those two options.

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cakefete2 30

To which you replied: "the unemployment line is that way, you'll need it after I've had a talk with your boss". You shouldn't always go after a person's job, but there is no law against making them sweat a bit

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Just say, "Why, thank you. That's very helpful," then walk into the Four Season.

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Glowworm56 26

"Thanks. We'll leave the light on for you."

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Lobby_Bee 17

Hand him the keys and reply, "Why thank you, kind sir. Now don't scratch the car, I promised my maid I wouldn't when she lent it to me this morning. Vintage Maseratis are not the most reliable automobile for daily drivers."

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RichardPencil 30

Was he trying to offer you a budget-conscious quickie?

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AbiDowntown 16

All I can say is its good to see another ravenclaw here!!!

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RockPrincess26 16

Since when have Four Seasons been a high end hotel? When I was a kid, my family and I moved to a crappy part of our state. There was a Four Seasons there that was tiny and looked dilapidated. The area was always poor. My mom told me that my uncle had stayed there once. Then again, this could've been a place that just had the same name. While we lived there, it got torn down.

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