By yooitscallo - 22/08/2015 07:30 - United States - Pekin

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 856
You deserved it 3 036

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yooitscallo 8

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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Comments

daGun 18

Sounds like you had a litter of fun. Good thing dreams are not real for you OP.

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momof3honeybee 13

Where's all the people telling the op time to break up with her? Amazing how thats the solution to everything.

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writerchic85 25

I can't believe a dumb dream is enough to make you nauseous around your girlfriend. Grow up a little. That's like when people get angry at their significant other because they dreamed they cheated. You dreamed it!

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countryb_cth 38

It's because when you wake up you can still feel the emotions from the dream. Especially if it was a very vivid dream.

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Jowisee 29

I once had a dream that my mum had slept with my ex-boyfriend. Couldn't look her in the eye or feel comfortable around her for weeks.

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writerchic85 25

Yes but despite the emotional aspect you should still get over it being that you're the one who dreamed it.

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greatfirstdate 18

Just try as hard as you can not to think about the dream. If you just push it to the back of your mind every time it comes up, you'll eventually forget it. ...I know this because I know that I've had disturbing, slightly incestuous dreams, but I don't know any details or even who they've been about, because in the few days after the dream, every time I think about it, I shout "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" in my head really obnoxiously.

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Catdragon 40

at least you didn't wake up after dreaming you were coming back from laying flowers near the spot where your cat was killed and there was a purple and pink 10ft long dead snake and thousands of quarter sized spiders were coming out of its dead body. that was my dream last night.

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EarlFug 19

Dreams are dreams. Don't take them too, um, litterally.

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Zebediabolical 39

That's what happens when you go doggystyle!

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poppunkette 22

Well while it's a nightmare think of it this way PUPPIES! Who doesn't like puppies they are cute

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