By sangoskywalker - 18/08/2016 21:12

Spicy
Today, I woke up from an erotic fantasy about my boss. Today was also the day he wanted to have a nice long chat about my future with the company. I couldn't even look him in the eye. FML
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sangoskywalker tells us more.

sangoskywalker 22

Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!

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Tripartita 44

"I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years." "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!" "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained." "I—you—what are you saying?!"

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Lalala579121 27

Was he thrusting you into a new position?

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Tripartita 44

"I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years." "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!" "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained." "I—you—what are you saying?!"

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wanted_2_want 40

It seems that there's raise coming your way... if you know what I mean.

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Lalala579121 27

Was he thrusting you into a new position?

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TheNewGuy03 28

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ajs828 8

Your boss: "I'd like to know if you'd possibly be interested in a new position under me... The pay is better, hours better and it's generally a feel-good kind of position ." OP: *choke*

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Sorry to tell you this, but somebody already made these jokes on this fml.

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lusanna 19

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smxiricky 23

what do you see yourself doing in 5 years. ..don't say doing you, don't say doing you... , Doing your son? o.O

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Miss_Whipped 43

I recognize this Family Guy quote, and he was thinking, "Don't say 'doing your wife,' don't say 'doing your wife'..." and said aloud, "Doing your... son?"

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LyricaSilvan 29

I believe the joke, 10, is that they tailored the quote to fit the FML. Therefore, it doesn't need to be corrected.

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GuiltyEren 11

Holy shit, I've been there OP. Except in my dream he was attempting to rape me. it was awkward for me the next day.

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Rababco 29

Wow, that's a horrible dream, talk about a nightmare.

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donutcallmethat 16

I think we all want to know how attractive your boss is.

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sangoskywalker 22

Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!

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