By idk ask freud - 04/07/2013 04:11 - United States - Portland

Spicy
Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML
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buddy51 23

Still a better love story than Twilight!

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Wizardo 33

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".

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IGaveRickUp 15

Hey, you shouldn't feel ashamed regarding your sexual orientation. As long as that cheese wants it, you should give it (as long as that cheese isn't underage).

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Apmgirl 4

*deep voice* Liquid Gold

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seth_in_vain 4

aint nothin wrong with velveta... other than it not being actual cheese

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The_9th_Doctor 18

sexual frustration

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kyla_milan13 5

Sometimes I feel like people just post bs stories to see what people would say..... Exhibit A

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dexasterous 17

you do know that the velveeta cheese is 1 ingredient away from plastic right?

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Hph723 12

One time I had that with a lunch box on a table. I woke up confused and wet.

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We8rdandy 2

Well Velveeta IS pretty good cheese...

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Lebeaugars95 20

brilliant user name

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