Intimacy: Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet...

By idk ask freud - 04/07/2013 04:11 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

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By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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No kinkshaming on FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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Two Scoops

By ice ice baby - 08/09/2019 07:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm. I was sweaty and breathless, and it took me a moment to realize it had been a dream. It would've been great except the subject of my nocturnal ecstasy was Vanilla Ice. FML

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No shit

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 11:00 - Australia - Aspley

Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML

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All I need to do…

By Dreamblocker - 28/06/2021 22:00

Today, I was having an intense erotic dream. It was going great until I thought, "I hope this isn't a dream." This caused me to wake up. This isn't the first time I've cockblocked myself in a dream. FML

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buddy51 23

Thursday 4 July 2013 11:29

Still a better love story than Twilight!

Wizardo 33

Thursday 4 July 2013 13:23

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".

Comments

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 4 July 2013 23:09

I feel your pain, I mean, pleasure OP.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 4 July 2013 23:26

@23 SO. MUCH. WIN.

obsquire 5

Friday 5 July 2013 2:12

I would like to know this dream.

fruitslut 11

Friday 5 July 2013 4:31

Baby, imma gonna tear you apart like string mozzarella!

mikepzz 27

Friday 5 July 2013 4:41

Hey.. If you're gunna do it, do it right. Right?

gotaplanstan 28

Friday 5 July 2013 6:21

If his mom gets pissed about him doing laundry the day after she did it, all he has to say is "I spilled some nacho cheese on it."

MadisonDerp 16

Friday 5 July 2013 6:37

That has always been my favorite Mac N' Cheese so, I'm not going to judge you. But I am going to say your FML was ******* hilarious.

colvindj 22

Friday 5 July 2013 7:09

mmmmmm cheese.

amifaiyaz 12

Friday 5 July 2013 7:33

I have a friend who gets turned on by Brownies, it's normal.

thetmills 8

Friday 5 July 2013 7:51

There is already one like this about bacon.

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