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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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uhmfml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you

boatiebanter 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.

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burtonboard97 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:22

That would be pornography and he could become a registered sex offender. He would not send it to everyone you know. How old are you? Maybe that is what you need however to realized you shouldn't get that drunk you idiot.

IAmBridgette 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:25

Tsk tsk tsk...

conservatank 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:49

same, #156

koalakittens 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:23

That's great though, at least your dad has a sense of humor. And YDI for being a drunk *****.

thetakingback 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:47

People who think this is funny clearly don't have psychotic ****** up sicko dads like you do.

squeaksx24 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:00

What the hell? Your father is an asshole. Sorry if that's ahrsh, but it's true.

shad0wDude 2

Monday 1 June 2009 6:37

tell everyone that your dad is a pervert and took pictures of you with your skirt down while you were passed out.

Brentos 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:29

Haha your fault for getting that hammered! Your Dad is teaching you a good lesson. Next time he's drunk, do the same ;)

trustno1fox 0

Monday 1 June 2009 10:32

YD for being a ****! Or maybe your dad took advantage of you while you were wasted. o sHIT call DA POLICE!!!!!!!!

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 10:07

Damn girl. I don't think your cop dad would just post the pic and show everyone. Just a few posts ago you said that he was cleaning a gun in front of your date. I hope you readers see through this. Look at the pic in the upper right corner. That pic is in one he'll of a lot of posts. I hate people who lie.