Love: Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Vladymyr - 29/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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By Phobic_fml - 28/06/2019 22:22

Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

fmylifedotcomm 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...

Comments

azetair1 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 10:02

what else other evidence do u have that she was refering 2 what happened with u,

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 10:27

you got laid what's the problem. YDI for whining and facebook.

nashvilleseo 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 11:32

Dude (and #14), don't waste a freaking year of your life pining over some girl who doesn't want you! Beauty is common. The next time it happens move on, then spend that year you just saved improving yourself. That way, the next "one" that you meet will actually see something in you she likes.

lewiggster 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:13

Ohhh, ouch. At the same time, it's a little creepy that you've "loved" her for a year and not mentioned it to her. Still, FYL.

Temp_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 13:31

You know how girls are like "Aw man I was so hammered last night I shouldn't of slept with that guy" WE COULD BE THAT MISTAKE!

egypt_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 13:46

Lol, she'll probably read this! How are you sure the "FML" was about you though? Maybe it was about something else. Hopefully, lol.

kris0stby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 14:16

who cares, you got laid(Y)

CommonTruf 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 14:35

Look at it this way, your now some girls regret for the rest of her life! LoL j/k. Seriously, it may not be about you or it could be, dont stress it anyways & like #92 said, you got laid.