Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview....

FML for mobile
Free

By nopethanks - 31/10/2014 12:05 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 934

You deserved it 2 773

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 344

You deserved it 700

Late late late

By Lady Julia KaNeko - 20/06/2019 10:15 - United States - Meridian

Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 526

You deserved it 475

By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 628

You deserved it 6 019

By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 417

You deserved it 8 361

By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 516

You deserved it 2 805

By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 863

You deserved it 8 872

Forgetful

By Jane - 02/03/2024 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 373

You deserved it 311

By DravensMommy - 06/08/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 559

You deserved it 3 014

It hurts

By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 342

You deserved it 2 119

By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 344

You deserved it 858

devildog562 33

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.

garage_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Strong mom you got there.

Comments

noah_1234 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:47

I am concerened that you have an interiew and you couldn't even tell her. You live in her house, the least you could do is tell her.im going to go with YDI for this one. on a completely different topic, I hope you got the job!!

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Friday 31 October 2014 20:06

people vote YDI for the dumbest reasons...so he deserves to have his ribs bruised because he didn't tell her? lol

silencebabyy 23

Friday 31 October 2014 23:27

Maybe OP did tell their mom. But the mom didn't expect OP to wake up so early.

Googolman 29

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:45

Even if OP didn't tell his mom, why would he deserve bruised ribs?

howtobestupid 16

Friday 31 October 2014 20:23

Guess you fidna go to the interview maimed.

2ru 14

Friday 31 October 2014 21:04

Be thankful she didn't have a gun

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 31 October 2014 21:34

you should feel safe having such a kick ass mom

fleaflea4677 5

Friday 31 October 2014 21:53

But did you get the job?

Softballchick224 21

Friday 31 October 2014 22:55

Don't mess with my mom; she'll brake your ass or in this case a couple of my ribs. Ahaha

peanutandliz22 3

Saturday 1 November 2014 3:18

Damn how hard does your mom hit ?

blindkid1790 12

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:48

That's one bad ass mom

RA91 26

Saturday 1 November 2014 12:28

Ok, I'm 100% sure bruised hurt, but the bright side is that she didn't hit you in the face and you were able to go to your interview without any black eyes or makes on your face.