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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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MrFancy 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:01

I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.

manda_baby_rawr 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 16:03

That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'

Comments

mentalhotdog 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:25

are u freaking EMO?

Mokiikom_fml 8

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:31

More like random and stupid!! I worry for you if that's what you view as "witty"...

baldou16 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:46

I actually agree that that was a good idea and want the picture for framing. Is shows real emotion so what's wrong with it?

Ninken94 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:22

Geez. Once in middle school i strategically pulled out two loose teeth at separate time intervals to miss class (they were baby teeth). Not only did i miss class, but i freaked out the nurses and all my classmates around me. Whatev, they're a bunch of *******. Anyway, **** those guys if they don't understand you're humor/thought process.

yG420 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:42

lmfaoooo

DVecc 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 5:08

Maybe you should of thought it through first? Blood on a knife most likely means you murdered or hurt someone, or have depression and cut yourself, can't blame the school for being concerned.

InsaneGenius 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:11

I think it was a great idea. It could represent many emotions, rage~ therefore murder, hence the bloody knife, depression~ therefore suicide, hence the bloody knife, etc. Those may seem a bit dreary and drastic, but great nonetheless.

MtnDew32 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:20

The humor is really just forced after a while

MaybeThisWasMean 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:43

I actually think that is very artistic . I would have explained maybe , or I'd laugh my ass off and be all like "dude chill . I'm an artist . At least I didn't bring a gun with all this shit on it . " screw them for being so stupid & brutal . lmao