Call me by my name

By Tim Scotten - 18/05/2021 06:01

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Her new nickname for me is "Mr. Breakfast Sausage." FML
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Levi2411 41

See now, if you called her pancake ******* though, she'd probably blow a gasket.

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bound101 7

This FML makes me hungry.

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bound101 7

fml seemed you a rule breaker for that comment, lmao!

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bound101 7

This FML makes me hungry.

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

This actually really isn't cool. It's not okay for a partner to make fun of your body this way. Hell, in any way. I think it's already time for your girlfriend to become you ex.

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tido26 17

Let's not jump to that instantly. Obviously, a lot depends on context, but I've been with men that are larger than average and make a joke about "needing a microscope to find it" in a VERY sarcastic manner; it would be akin to telling a woman that is a DD that her chest is as flat as a teenage boys

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Levi2411 41

See now, if you called her pancake ******* though, she'd probably blow a gasket.

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Sadgurl64 10

Sounds like its time for a new girlfriend, one that respects you tho.

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