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By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By sadphonegirl - 16/06/2012 13:44 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML

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Wicked game

By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 17:06 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 05:42 - United States - Calera

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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The real Zodiac killer?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML

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By ugheffmylife - 09/05/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Alex - 21/11/2018 03:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my wife, being very considerate, bought me a new phone for my birthday. That would be fine and dandy if cops didn't then enter my house and say I stole it. Turns out my wife paid $900 from MY credit card to the person who stole the phone. FML

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By resipsahipsta - 28/06/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Don't ask questions if you might not like the answer

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 00:02

Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML

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its2lu 11

Saturday 2 November 2013 16:10

Well, have you?

Welshite 39

Saturday 2 November 2013 16:12

Whatever happened to couples who talk and get through difficult times together? Everyone is so sue and "dump him/her" happy. It's sad.

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 3 November 2013 15:17

This is easy to fix. Plug the phone into your computer and delete everything then use a backup to restore your phone.

hobojo69 23

Sunday 3 November 2013 17:31

Well dude don't be a dick talk to ur damn wife and she'll tell you the password, it's so simple and easy

Vegeto30294 19

Sunday 3 November 2013 18:23

"My husband won't talk to me! Should I say something? Nah, I'll just lock his phone until he comes crawling to me begging for his phone back. Won't even tell him why I locked it either."

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:35

Define communication?...

zachld 5

Monday 4 November 2013 0:48

If your phone is locked, how did you post this?

lucy7368 2

Monday 4 November 2013 1:16

And that is why thumbprint identification technology is good.

ada0 1

Monday 4 November 2013 3:04

even if you haven't, you should be more concerned about the fact that she at least feels like you have, rather than being upset about not being able to use your phone.

Shade1982 20

Monday 4 November 2013 10:18

What is with the double standards lately? If this had been the other way around, people would have been screaming 'DIVORCE HIM' in here. You don't even know if this was justified or not.

Levvy 22

Monday 4 November 2013 17:16

I'm convinced you've been robbing orphanages. Even if you haven't, you should be more concerned with the fact I feel you have.

jnchristensen 8

Monday 4 November 2013 13:27

At least she unlocked it for you to gripe about her on here.

rebellionwars 11

Monday 4 November 2013 18:35

That's not a ******* excuse to go in your belongings and change your password. A mature "wife" would just go ask you instead of being an obsessed bitch.