By xBubbles38 - 18/07/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 960
You deserved it 6 278

Same thing different taste

Top comments

be careful when she steps outside—she might start to sparkle.

Bring her in the sun and ask her to explain why she is not sparkling like a glorious homosexual!

Comments

juicedboi 7

People remember previous generations for their heroes and idols. We will be remembered for Justin Beiber and twilight. It's a sad era for humanity.

horrorfreak79nj 2

Make her watch the 'old-school' vampire horror movies. There's a chance it will make her terrified of wanting anything to do with vampires ever again. OR, it may only serve to feed her imagination further ... but at least she'll be doing it right this time.

look wat twilight has to done to everyone

nuggin0917 1
0utlawed 0

Put extra garlic in all of her meals, around the house, in her room, everywhere. vampires have no reflection in mirrors, a 13 year old girl must need a mirror, try removing all of the vampire repelling items or add more of them

see what twilite does to children?

sillygoth243 0

makes it so they can't spell?

Brianaamariee 4

atleast she's got an active imagination :D (don't crush your spirit with your jealous non sense -.-)

Stab a wooden stake through her heart. If she dies she's a vampire... well...or a human, or something else. But if she doesn't die... then... somethings probably wrong.

I think she was just hungry. Get her some food next time.