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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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SibyCanFly 0

Monday 27 December 2010 9:21

be thankful! there aren't many generous thieves out there...

Kukua 5

Monday 27 December 2010 9:39

Yeah, because I'm so sure this happened 5 min ago.

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MoeBigsley 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:57

did u have lock lugs? if not it's your own damn fault.

ImJustMosh 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:52

She has a point..

victoriousonceag 0

Monday 27 December 2010 16:13

welcome to my neighborhood

truehitman2010 0

Monday 27 December 2010 18:25

bitch

ctran 0

Monday 27 December 2010 18:35

that's not being nice. that's physics. they needed to prop up the car

ChinnuWoW 0

Monday 27 December 2010 20:05

you obviously ******* deserved it for leaving your car out in the open

truehitman2010 0

Monday 27 December 2010 20:06

ydi for having a car

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 27 December 2010 20:52

ass-face

Nickolazx 0

Monday 27 December 2010 21:59

Ugh well yeah... Its the most practical way to do it

Madrias 36

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:47

Be glad you still have most of a car. The thieves around here smash your windows and take the car.

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